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Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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