will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
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