He is an equal opportunity slut.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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