I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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