thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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