Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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