There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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