Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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