I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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