I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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