i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize
