oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Randomize
