The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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