I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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