Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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