Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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