I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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