So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
He passed out mid-signature
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Randomize
