I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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