You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
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