Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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