You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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