He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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