You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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