I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
whose parrot is this?
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
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