the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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