bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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