just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
babies were throwing up all over the place
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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