apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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