I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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