You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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