found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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