she woke up with a sticky ear
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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