Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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