OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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