His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
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