the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Acid is not a monday night drug
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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