...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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