A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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