I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
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