Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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