I molested 6 butterflies tonight
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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