Fine. I'll sleep in my office
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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