ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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