My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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