We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I had to cum in my sink.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
