i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
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