Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
NoShamevember. You game?
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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