The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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