Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
Randomize
