Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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