I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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