How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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