you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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