Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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