are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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